Thanksgiving is my least favorite day of the year:

1) Get woken up early by the sound of pots and pans clanging together in the kitchen
2) Have to go eat gross food with my family
3) Have to listen to all my redneck uncles/cousins talk about hunting all afternoon
4) Get bored, go home, and sit there lonely by myself because everyone else is with their family
5) Have to get up early the next day to work on black friday

Thanksgiving = Worst day of the year

I'm ordering pizza and just staying at home by myself this year