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Old Oct 7, 2005 | 08:21 AM
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Default Re: well Im now a official asshole...

Originally Posted by fc735
sounds good, almost as good as the time i was on the phone with tech support for a DSL modem about four years ago.

"this thing is a piece of shit, i can put it in the freezer and it works for about ten minutes, then dies"
them-"well sir...blah blah, its your fault for putting it in the freezer, blah blah"
"i am going to shoot this goddamn thing:
them-"we at Zexel take pride in our..."
[.45 unloading a clip into the yard and modem]
them-"sir...what was that?"
"me shooting your goddamn modem"


they charged me for a new one though, for some reason they didnt want to warranty one out with eight holes


although, every time i called after that, they were real nice

LMAO!!!! I must say that it about the coolest telemarketer prank/insult i've heard!