Originally Posted by j4k3
wow you suck at telling this story and posting. put that all in one post. put your post in the right section. you need one of the new mods to kick you in the balls a couple of times
You are much better at telling stories/making comments. I really enjoy your exceptional use of capitalization, and punctuation.
If you need that in internet speak, it reads, "Shut the fuck up newb."