Officer: How are we doing today?
Me: Doing great, how about yourself?
Officer: Well, I stopped you because you dont have a front tag on the front, why is that?
Me: I hate front tags, it's sitting in my glove compartment (pops open glove compartment, points to tag)
Officer: Why dont you have a county sticker?
Me: I just bought the car and havent had time.
Officer: (looking at my registration) You've owned this car for 3 months and you havent had time to get a county sticker?
Me: Whoa...I've had this thing for 3 months? Damn. I guess I need to get a county sticker.
Officer: License and registration?
Me: Of course...here ya go.