Hey the Newport News cops were at my house inside of 10 minutes arfter some dumb asses tried to break into my house, and then tried to break in down the street. There was like 6 of them looking for the 2 guys.

On a side note, I was downstairs with a loaded .45 as soon as I heard them messing with my door. The cop told me "it would have been a real crying shame" if they had gotten in. And they picked the wrong house. Bastards...