Originally Posted by
93Eunos
hahaha. I could make several jokes at his or her expense here, but I will refrain because he get's all flabbergasted when I make pick on his girl
haha, thanks homie...
Originally Posted by
Not Stock
Decorate a box nicely with a giant bow, then cut a hole in the side and place it on the counter. Nice conversation piece just before dinner. If the box looks a little bit "used" afterwards, for the love of sweet baby jeebus, don't touch that cardboard love puppet!

every single holiday my dick in a box..