Haha very funny guys. That's why my "Exploder" has 215,5xx miles on it and I've never had any problems with it, even driving the crap out of it. (Burnouts, beating a Probe, beating a Suburban, going through mudholes I I felt like a dumba** for even thinking of attempting...)

Look say what you will about Explorers, but I love mine. So I'm guessing I'm the only Explorer owner that's proud to admit it here?