Found one. Having it shipped from Utah as there are no dealers on the east coast (yet). 1500# tongue weight and 10,000# trailer weight capacity with 8" drop. Weighs about 20# and is 30% stronger than steel. Has locks and self-storage (flip it around to protect my shins from shattering), which I felt was a necessity. This beast should last a very long time!
... and yes, it was expensive.
Should be good for people who borrow my trailer and adjust to their own truck's ride height.