Manager: The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club? The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours? Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?

Narrator: Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. And I used to be such a nice guy. Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.