dave. you wont believe the shit that happened to me. FUCKING DODGES. well, i was driving down the highway yesterday, minding my own business. someone brakes in front of me and i hit the brakes. And you know what happens? dude, you wont believe it, MY TRUCK SLOWED DOWN.

Man i tell you what. fuck dodge. i should get a lawyer or something to sue them. i mean, i hit the brakes and the damn truck had the audacity to actually slow down. what is this world coming to? DODGES SUCK.