Wait a second...you do know that you're completely full of shit, right?

Let's do some math here....

You say you got a 4.6 60', and ran the 1/8 mile in 9 seconds...so an 1/8 mile is 660 feet, and you took 4.6 seconds to run the first 60 feet of the total 660 feet, and then ran the final 600 feet in 4.4 seconds??????????? That's at least 9 second 1/4 territory right there...

You need to think a little bit harder and do some more research before you try and come up with some dumb ass shit like that.

What was the point of making up some slow ass times? Usually people lie about going fast...