Originally posted by Skywalker
Main Event: BaDgUrLRaCeR vs EEK
Where? Skywalker's back yard
When? This coming Saturday, 9pm
Admission: $10 or equivalent in drugs and alcohol
Also appearing: Mud-wrestling female midgets from Afghanistan; Juggies jumping on trampelines; and twin bearded hermaphrodites with tongue rings
damn it- im going to be at the beach! FUCCCK! hahahaa
sorry i wasnt able to roll up on sat. - i couldnt drive my car
