I thought drag racing was a valid excuse?

Excuses

- "My sex change operation just can't be rescheduled."

- "I need to be owned by some F-bodies tonight." <--- Don't you like this one?

Hell really just say you got a group meeting or some required trip for your class. Though your graduated aren't you? How about grandma has to get a ride from the airport or you have a really sick family member in Bristol, Tn.......