i clean up dog&cat shit, vomit, &piss...and when an animal eats something like a tampon, oh yeah i'm the one they call to go dig through the shit to look and make sure that the tampon is in the shit(of course i have gloves on and a stick to look through it with)...and when we have puppies that have parvo and some kind of worms, and we give them dewormer, and the rubberband like worms are sitting in the bloody smelly diarrhea or vomit...i'm the one that cleans it all up...

or when we have a mean ass dog that comes in and when we are trying to hold it down to stop the bleeding and it's backing up out of the hold..i'm the one who jumps on it and when it freaks out and starts shitting and pissing all over the place... i'm still holding it so no one gets bit....

AHH THE LIFE OF A VETERINARY ASSISTASNT