LOL! Chris, you ass!! I can't even make it home and post...damn you and your computer at the shop.

Yes, the bad girl is up again. Turns out (you ready for this crap!?), I DID have an intercooler hose loose...ok, more like half off. So, thank you for the MAF/MAP suggestions. When I thought about it I realized that they were sensing all the air the turbo was pulling in and the AFC was just adding fuel to it...only the air wasn't making it to the engine, so it was just overwhelmed with fuel and flooded right away. All better now! Thanks again for EVERYONE'S help! As EK_CRS said...now on to the good stuff. Now where to go this weekend to show it off?!
-MerF.