Originally Posted by
derangedazn
And make sure you give them the name of someone you hate as well.
But OP...they are going to send you to a "Pound You in the Ass" Facility for about 3-6 months.
Don't waste money on a lawyer...you are Fawked.
He has money, he'll be fine.
Rob,
Just give your parents a shout and get one damn good lawyer, there should be some loop-holes to the situation i'm sure.
Good luck man!