well thank you.

its an easy gig - who doesnt want to make a thousand or so more a month playing music for a few hours a week ?

Easy money.


Its called RUB UP ON MY DING DONG

Its my theory about why this band works.

Say it with me now... "RUBUPONMYDINGDONG"

Here is the chain of events that make it work

1. We play booty shakin music
2. Girls like to dance to booty shakin music
3. guys buy the booty shakin girls drinks
4. the bar makes money from the guys buying the girls drinks
5. guys get laid
6. girls get to dance
7. we have a crowd
8. we get paid
9. i buy car parts

If there were no rubbing up on of the dingdong, then the band would not make money, the bar would be empty, i would have no money, and more guys in the sausage fest of the area we live in would not be getting laid.

I think we are part responsible for all the bastard children and single moms, along with DUIs in the area.

either way....easy money and a good time.