Originally posted by Ls_pwr
here's one i here a lot. Don't tell me after you lose what is wrong with your car, i'm getting this i don't have that, blah blah blah, you lost next time don't race me.
Here's a better one, it's happened to me:
"I can't go from a stop or I'll lose my tranny."
"I'll only race you if we roll from 60, if not we can't race."
WTF?!?!?!?!?