Originally Posted by
banned_user
Grant us wisdom from Thy mind, courage from Thine heart, strength from Thine arm, and protection by Thine hand.
It is for Thee that we do battle, and to Thee belongs the victor's crown.
For Thine is the kingdom, and the power and the glory, forever. AMEN
Good idea. Before your fatal one car accident, you might want to try to suck up to the Almighty.
However, I don't think you'll be able to use your normal flattery method: deepthroat.