Hi Rob I am in the country of Zaire and my people are going through a war currently but I am interested in your vehicle for sale. I will write you a check for $1000 over the price of the bike if you will meet my shipper to conduct the transaction. Upon payment you may keep the extra $1000 dollars for your troubles. We shall then proceed to exchange emails over a completely fake email account that sounds official (i.e. Robert.Johnson@yahoo.com)

Best Regards,
Umbda bumbda