wow. if you have to ask here, of all places...

do what the freshman dickwipes do: carry a backpack full of alcohol you had someone buy for you, crawl down the fan and oregon hill into random peoples' house parties, steal their beer, get kicked out, and loiter on the street. and if a cop stops you, make sure you say "yo, fuck da popos!". they'll be really cool and tell you how much they love ice-t's music.