Originally Posted by
-JB-
Dear Western Forum,
Today at work we are having "Goodies Day" where employees can bring in a dish and at lunch we have a good choice of foods. We are celebrating ESOP month and have activities through the month of October.
So today I am going to be partaking in being a fat ass and eating all damn day long because I have to walk by the lunch room every time I go do something.
Tomorrow is Vendor's Day, where we bring in our top vendors and treat them. At around 3-4 a handful from the company plus the vendors will go to the CEO's house for catered food and all the beer you can drink. I'm lucky I get to go to this event.
Sincerely,
--JB
P.S. - I had El Charro shits that woke me up last night at 2am and made my tummy hurt and nasty shits come out.
Oh. This is why you can't go to lunch today.
Understood.
Hate you.