just a couple weeks ago, i was pulled over and the cop goes "alright i'm giving you three tickets, one for your exhaust, one for your registration being expired (one month), and another for no possession of your registration. and i'll give you a break and not give you a ticket for your front plate not being mounted"

and before that, he took my license, noticed my arab name and said "do you have any bombs, weapons, or drugs on you?"