yo dawg, i'm gonna be cool like takumi. AE86 is fastest car EVEAR cuz it weighs like -43 lbs yo. i'm gonna be a mad fly drifter. i'm gonna go buy some old beater RWD import and find a way to put drifter on my license plate. that is 500 cool points automatically, it lets everyone know how much of a badass drifter i am, and how i will own them all in gum tape death match. i'm going to drive like a douche everywhere and relentlessly tell all my friends and random peopel how much ofa badass i am because i can pull tight drifts around every corner. my stock suspension is set up for drift yo. i wish i was japanese. then i'd be 10x more of a badass. i'd be total JDM yo. unfortunately i'll have to settle for trying to be the next eminem.







(note: no offense is intended to the true enthusiasts who are fans of drifting.. i just have lots of fun mocking idiot rice boys )