Is it the new policy of this site to coddle these stupid assfucks who want everything handed to them without any effort on their part?

Where the fuck have I been?

Not only did he make this thread to begin with, he had the nerve to bump it a day later because he was disappointed that people weren't dropping everything to help him. Did Google suddenly go out of business and close down their site, preventing him from doing any research at all?

Fuck him.