Originally Posted by
dorko
so why the fuck arent you in the LPGA or something?
butsecks!
Cuz I'd be fucking Paula Creamer (lolz Creamer) and Natalie Gulbis all the time...and I would spread the HIV...lolz.
Missed qualification for the Nationwide Virginia Beach Open by a stroke when I was a freshman in college. Shot 71 (-1) at Heron Ridge when it was 27 degrees and like 25mph constant winds. I will easily rank that one of my best rounds ever because of the conditions.
And fuck golf as a career...no wait...jk.