I realize this is a long shot, but is anybody going from Williamsburg to Hampton tonight and willing to drop me off at the body shop? Unfortunately I can't pay you for your troubles at the moment, but I'll be solvent again at the end of the month and could do so then (or I guess I could pay for gas or something on a credit card). If it sweetens the deal, it'll give you the opportunity to see what one North Carolinian described as "the baddest Mercedes I ever seen" and caused another to exclaim "some German must have a little redneck in him."

Tomorrow works too (I have a spare key for it)