You want to hear about the obvious? The obvious is that whoever lines up against me gets toasted. Literally. I put an injector in each side exit exhaust just for situations like this. Last clown that rolled up on my tried to purge his NAWS on the line. The flames from my side exit ignited his shit and he was lucky to get out before the car went up. They no longer let me park at IKEA even without my hazards on, because kids started roasting marshmallows and it was distracting potential shoppers.