Originally Posted by
83Stang5.0
I mean, Kiln Creek isn't that far from me, less than a gallon of gas both ways.
To make $5 eating something the size of the end of my finger? I'd chomp that bitch before I woofed it down too.
My bitch was freakin out when I showed her this thread and then began describing, in detail, the act itself. I've killed all kinds of things before, only eaten about half of them.
ROFLCOPTERS!! Ha I read this to my girl because she asked what I was laughing about, then just gave me the "i cant believe you look at and read that nasty shit." talk again. I told her she didnt have a penis so she wouldnt understand, and to make me pancakes. Bitches will never understand.
p.s. I have $5 on this shit.