damn it, i just read 9 pages of bullshit so i can say 2 things
1. Fucka-Ford
2. I have a 93 honda civic hatchback, paid for......i will race you cobra chick for any amount of loot.
If its from a dead stop, i'll give you a car length
If its from a 30 mph roll, i'll give you three
First you be like

then you will grace my presence

then.......you'd let me hit it