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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Cyanide Jello
Yes ma'am... As long as its ok w/ Corey... I'm kinda partial to him... I like when he comes over and tugs on my weewee...
i dont care, its up to her



SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY FUCKING DAY

drove 1 1/2hr to Atkins, Va (JGY more specificly) to trade my 200sx SE-R for a Boosted Sentra SE-R. well i pull in the parking lot, look at dudeman's car while he looks over mine. We decide to take them for a test drive, so we switch cars and get ready to pull out of the parking lot EXCEPT the only exit is now blocked by a gate...wtf?!... So we drive back around to the store and ask why the gate is closed. Welllll no one can find Jason(the owner of JGY) who has the only key to the gate...awesome...I go back outside and sit in what i thought was my new car. My friend Ryan comes walking out of the store moments later to tell me "we have to wait for the cops to get here before we can go for a test drive." ............what?

turns out Jason saw Ryan pull his glock out of my car, and put it into the other car. he wasnt going to leave his gun in a car with two people he has never met before, so he was going to bring it with him(he carries it everywhere anyways.) So they called the cops, because they thought we were going to rob them...sooo i go out front to the gate where dudeman's waiting in my car, and i let him know whats up. So we wait for about 30mins while Smyth County's finest show up. My friend is still on the other side of the building with the car i was planning on getting. They tell me and the other 2 guys not to move while they went and talked to my friend. so after sitting there ANOTHER 30min (freezing my ass off btw), another officer shows up to take our info down. another 15min rolls by and he comes back with our licenses and trys to shoot the shit with us while the other officers check his permits.

Wellllll to wrap this story up, dude with the turbo sentra decides that "he just isnt feeling the trade today" and something about not liking all the wires hanging in my car (WTF?!? FIND ONE FUCKING LOOSE/HANGING WIRE IN MY CAR AND YOU CAN HAVE IT!) sooo i ask him what specificly he was speaking of, and he tried to make up some bullshit about the radiator fans being wired to a switch and thats all he could say. At this point the officers are done checking Ryan's info and had told us we were free to go on our test drives....no need now, this bitch standing beside me has decided to waste all of our time today! so i spent money i didnt have to put tires on my car, get it aligned, change the oil and sparkplugs, AND dig up every spare key and part i had for the car, for abso-fucking-lutely no reason. If i didnt have 3 cops staring me down when dude told me he didnt want to trade, i would have jumped his shit for wasting my time. i jumped thru fucking hoops to loan enough money to be able to get his car. fuck.

/rant