i can't believe my eyes. long-time friendships
being torn apart over these so called auto-mobiles.
i was there the day both of these cars were bought,
and have been around for mostly everything done
to them. it's like seeing the birth of two children and
watching them grow. then they start to fight over who
is better, because one has nicer clothes and the other?
well, the other can run faster. then, one of the kids tells
you that he is gay, and the homosexual feelings are felt
towards the other sibling. and that my friends, is the worst
of two worlds; homosexuality, and incest.















just kidding, in all honesty i love both of these cars. but
the bottom line is mine is faster than both of them, and
i also have started a small fire in both of their girlfriends
panties, and worn the asses clear off their mothers.