So I had this piece of shit sitting in my drive way, and I decided to give it a custom paint job.

Before :

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Yes, it is supposed to be white and no it is not primered. It is just a crappy piece of a car that I got for free. It has a decent motor/transmission setup for a neon, but it is still a slow piece of garbage.

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I decided to stripe I WIN on the trunk, so that when I pass any of you. You truly know that I have won the race and I have a sign to help me reiterate.

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Name needs to go on the side so you can know I am a professional.
There is a male reproductive organ on the hood, and yes that ram air is functional. (that is the secret behind why it is so god damned fast).

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I went ahead and stripped out the whole interior, that is for weight reduction. When I want to drive it I just throw a fold down lawn chair up in there (the aluminum ones that weigh 3 pounds).

I know I took off the wing and I know that was my main asset in racing as it helps me keep traction but the exhaust pipes have spark plugs hooked up to a coil on them. Yes, it has afterburners, so when I really need that extra boost I just fire them puppies up.

(more pics will come soon, I replaced the hood with a red hood, the front two fenders with red fenders, the trunk with a red trunk. after that I figure i'll run about an 8 or a 9)