I watched 20 seconds of that video and I already knew what was up.

0:00-0:02 "Everything you're about to see happened on church property."
0:03-0:10 Bunch of dumptruck status primered pieces of shit pulling into the parking lot
0:11-0:14 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Who the fuck is that god awful faggot?
0:15-????? Some stock ass fwd shit squealing tires in a parking lot like its the goddamn SCCA Auto-x world finals

I cant even make it 30 seconds into the video.

























Also, this post is epic.