Originally Posted by
jdmfuture
Gobbledegook..... blah whine whipmer bitch piss moan I-hate-life Emo crap......
OP, let me translate this for you.
Originally Posted by
jdmfuture
As you can see, Im a dick-sucking autoerotic with a 20" internet penis dedicated strictly for the hefty grizzly bears I come across in the truckstop restrooms. I have no life, and I am hideously warped mentally because my father told me that homosexuality is inherent (which is why he ditched Mom for "Gunther" when I was 4...). Stay away from me because I fantasize about little boys tiny asses, and ridicule me every chance you get because I crave the mental abuse. Also... Do. Not. Forget. I am gay, so if I see you I might go all Hot Sex Retarded and try to rape you with my 4" member, so avoid me at all costs. AAaaannndddd... I believe thats about it. Now remember, if you have small children, keep them away from me, OK? I know everything there is to know about child molestation, Im a registered sex offender.
Happy to be of service!