There are no real strip clubs in Va... it's illegal. They wear pasties and are generally fugly, it's quite pathetic. I want to take them off the stage, buy them a good meal and help them out.

Now Vegas! That's a different story. Holy shit... I went out for my 21st a few years back and the women are playboy model hot. I'm not gererally a fan of paying money for boobies etc., but hell it was Vegas. Cheetas and Jaguars are the two best and I spent a lot of money there.

Word of advice... when you're drunk as shit in Vegas and you go to an ATM at a strip club. MAKE SURE YOU HIT THE RIGHT BUTTON If you push $250 then that's what you fricken get! That machine ain't taking it back. Now you're drunk, have $250 cash, and hot bitches with huge titties all around... yeah I left $250 poorer =) But hey I was helping put the girls through college, at least that's what they said