If this does go down, remember folks, play it smart.

The peta morons will bitch and whine their asses off, but they know they can't do a damn thing about it.

However, if you give them even the slightest reason to call the cops to break it up, you know damn well they'll do it. Even if it's something as minor as littering.

The best thing to do is have the cookout, and ignore anything peta says to you. Don't yell back at them, don't throw anything, don't give them the finger, don't even acknowledge their presence. And sweet baby raping jesus, don't even think about trying to go onto their property.

Seriously. They thrive on publicity and public response: if you don't give it to them, they lose. The last thing that needs to happen is for it to turn into a big media spectacle, because I'm almost certain they'll do their damndest to paint you guys as the villains. They will try to play the angle of you guys being irresponsible punk car owners who are terrorizing the city, and force the hand of the police to ticket the shit out of you by bitching like schoolgirls on their period.

If this is somehow tied to a fundraiser of some sort, even better. You will be a lot less likely to get fucked with.

Depending on when this might happen, I'm definitely going to be down like James Brown.

Fuck PETA.