Lol. I used to work at Jim Price Chevrolet. I've worked on that Cavalier more than once. The inside of it is just as bad as the outside, Magic cards scattered everywhere, layers of potato chip bags and candy wrappers deep enough to reach decomposition at the carpets. Smells like a highschool gym locker room. Sounds like ass too. Has a fart cannon welded to the stock exhaust.

And yes. It does have neon underbody lights.