Lol....J/K with ya....Even though its a bit pricey Check this out! This is actually a pretty good unit if you think about it.....You can adjust REV LIMITER, Air/Fuel Ratio, Timing, etc.... Buying a new ignition is also another option (i.e. MSD) This is all I can think of off the top of my head this second so Im sure there are some other options... Or you can do like the guy up top said and somehow chip it...

Good Luck...