Lol.

Who really wants to drive around in a primer eg hatch? If you had money and common sense you would at least drive something seemingly "grown up."

Hell, you can find e39's for 5-7k (and they look nice), can buy 2003-2005 TSX/TL's for 8-13k (and they look nice and are Hondur's), and hell even an econobox 2003-up Civic looks like you have your fucking head on straight.

Nobody in their right mind DD's a car that they work on every day. If you do, you are either:
A. Stupid
B. Poor
C. Both

You drive project cars on occasion, because when they break down...you are fucked.

Dudebro drives that shit ass hatch because he can't afford to fix it correctly and/or buy a better more appealing car.

Pretty straightforward.