#1 Driving while drunk - FUCK YOU I HOPE THEY PUT YOUR DUMBASS IN JAIL FOR YEARS

#2 120+ - from everytime Ive heard of someone driving while drunk, they were always paranoid. So again. FUCK YOU FOR BEING DRUNK BEHIND THE WHEEL AND DOING 120 MPH ON THE FUCKING ROAD. Do you know what families you could of destroyed? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT.

#3 Eluding the Police - "I didnt see the lights or sirens" BULL FUCKING SHIT YOU DUMB FUCK. Theres no FUCKING way you can miss the lights or sirens.

"I'll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert"

Seriously as you can tell, you have no sympathy from me what so ever. I hope the judge tells you to approach the bench and open your mouth, then proceeding to directly piss in your mouth and all over your face.