Originally Posted by Anubis

That's strange, she doesn't usually pull the "rhinocerous car charge" unless the ice cream man forgets to turn off his jingle in my neighborhood. I'm sorry my mom attacked your car, she's always had a thing for dreads - ever since she brought your dad home that night she's been obsessed - I guess you kind of look like him, but then, you wouldn't know that since I'm the only one of us who's ever met the guy.
Poor bastard didn't know what he was getting into when he tried to grab a twinkie on his way out . . . the last time I heard a man scream like that was when I was hiding in the closet when you came home early from work - who would have known your wife could get that broomstick all the way in your ass? I almost shed a tear for you man, I'm surprised you didn't hear me laughing so hard . . .
So the picture of your mother was also the picture of my father? Wouldn't that mean than your father fucked my father and that's where you came from? I thought ass babies where a thing of the future . . . congratulations on being a pioneer! Since I guess that somehow makes you my brother, why don't we just put all this behind us, and I'll buy you a round.