Well, I found out my girlfriend is cheating on me a little bit ago, and I'm faced with many options. She doesn't know that I know yet, so that just makes it much sweeter. Now she did the guy once and she told her friend that he was no good and was going to stay with me, HA! Nice try hoe. Anyway, should I:
A: Break into the guys house and beat the life out of him.
B: Video tape us having sex and post it all over the net.
C: Steal all of her animals.
D: Burn all the stuff she's left here and send the ashes to her in the mail.
E: All of the Above
F: Open to suggestions