so, i was at work today and this dude comes in with this LEMUR on his back.

i was like "wow a lemur" and my coworkers were like "also wow."

the guy told me "Ring-tailed lemurs are a primate native to Madagascar. They are an endangered species, but are the most common species of lemur in US collections. They are diurnal animals that have a 20 year life span. Their diet consists of small mammals, insects and primarily leaves and fruits. There are a few leafeater diets on the market which are specially designed for lemurs.
They can make charming captives, but like any primate require a tremendous amount of care. They are very social animals and live in troops of up to 25.
"

then the lemur heard our oil change price and left.


"30 WHAT@?"