Don't really care if you believe what is in my house. There's a case sitting in the dining room, two in the garage, and several upstairs. All are legal and they were obtained legally. State police have warned me that if they go off while I am not home, I will be charged with manslaughter but can countersue for trespassing, breaking and entering, and other minor offenses.

Your pity is not necessary. I'm okay with myself and my lifestyle.