You must own a 4 cylinder.
His signature clearly says he owns a 2001 Eclipse GT.
I think a lot of people bash the new Eclipse because they ditched the 4 cylinder turbo which was easy as hell to mod (which is not to suggest that it was a reliable modification car). The new Eclipses lack the massive aftermarket the previous generations had.
That and they ditched the GSX, which I guess makes sense because not a lot of people bought them.