You better not touch my drum set!

 

most people think my car sounds good.

 

Does your brother have a really nice car? Maybe he just wanted to look at it?

 

I want to touch it with my penis. Promise I won't dent or ding it.

 

And you immediately assume he's on this website? Retard.

 

next time i'll try and be more quiet, i hope the towtruck does not make as much noise

 

*touch it

 

Did he say he was on here, no I don't think so. I believe it says "I hope whoever it is reads this. How is he a retard? Just becaues he didn't make some stupid thread about Obama, or some dumb shit, and actually posted something about a car on a car forum doesn't mean he's a retard?

I mean, yes, I probably wouldn't have made a thread about this, but to each his own.

 

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

 

My, my, such hostility towards my admiration. Don't hurt me please!