Western Off Topic
12-22-2010, 02:15 PM
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01-02-2011, 12:51 PM
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Re: Western Off Topic
Just a note to the guy in the gray EF Civic hatchback,wearing his hat sidewayz,talking on his cellphone,who blocked the left lane the whole way down 581 today(then rapidly cut across traffic to get off on the Orange exit),while traveling no faster than 55MPH:
Your mother should have swallowed you.
I'm a very passive driver,and I give people plenty of time to move over if I'm trying to go faster than the current flow of traffic(achieving 60MPH would have been tremendous).The courtesy headlight flash(and another)after I'd followed you for a mile,the train of cars piling up behind us,my steady progress closer and closer to your bumper,common sense,VA state law......something,you would think,would have persuaded you to blend into the center lane traffic and stop holding up progress.Guess not.Yes,my tampon needs to be changed.
Thanks,bye.
Your mother should have swallowed you.
I'm a very passive driver,and I give people plenty of time to move over if I'm trying to go faster than the current flow of traffic(achieving 60MPH would have been tremendous).The courtesy headlight flash(and another)after I'd followed you for a mile,the train of cars piling up behind us,my steady progress closer and closer to your bumper,common sense,VA state law......something,you would think,would have persuaded you to blend into the center lane traffic and stop holding up progress.Guess not.Yes,my tampon needs to be changed.
Thanks,bye.
01-02-2011, 01:29 PM
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Re: Western Off Topic
Just a note to the guy in the gray EF Civic hatchback,wearing his hat sidewayz,talking on his cellphone,who blocked the left lane the whole way down 581 today(then rapidly cut across traffic to get off on the Orange exit),while traveling no faster than 55MPH:
Your mother should have swallowed you.
I'm a very passive driver,and I give people plenty of time to move over if I'm trying to go faster than the current flow of traffic(achieving 60MPH would have been tremendous).The courtesy headlight flash(and another)after I'd followed you for a mile,the train of cars piling up behind us,my steady progress closer and closer to your bumper,common sense,VA state law......something,you would think,would have persuaded you to blend into the center lane traffic and stop holding up progress.Guess not.Yes,my tampon needs to be changed.
Thanks,bye.
Your mother should have swallowed you.
I'm a very passive driver,and I give people plenty of time to move over if I'm trying to go faster than the current flow of traffic(achieving 60MPH would have been tremendous).The courtesy headlight flash(and another)after I'd followed you for a mile,the train of cars piling up behind us,my steady progress closer and closer to your bumper,common sense,VA state law......something,you would think,would have persuaded you to blend into the center lane traffic and stop holding up progress.Guess not.Yes,my tampon needs to be changed.
Thanks,bye.
01-02-2011, 07:41 PM
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Re: Western Off Topic
Just a note to the guy in the gray EF Civic hatchback,wearing his hat sidewayz,talking on his cellphone,who blocked the left lane the whole way down 581 today(then rapidly cut across traffic to get off on the Orange exit),while traveling no faster than 55MPH:
Your mother should have swallowed you.
I'm a very passive driver,and I give people plenty of time to move over if I'm trying to go faster than the current flow of traffic(achieving 60MPH would have been tremendous).The courtesy headlight flash(and another)after I'd followed you for a mile,the train of cars piling up behind us,my steady progress closer and closer to your bumper,common sense,VA state law......something,you would think,would have persuaded you to blend into the center lane traffic and stop holding up progress.Guess not.Yes,my tampon needs to be changed.
Thanks,bye.
Your mother should have swallowed you.
I'm a very passive driver,and I give people plenty of time to move over if I'm trying to go faster than the current flow of traffic(achieving 60MPH would have been tremendous).The courtesy headlight flash(and another)after I'd followed you for a mile,the train of cars piling up behind us,my steady progress closer and closer to your bumper,common sense,VA state law......something,you would think,would have persuaded you to blend into the center lane traffic and stop holding up progress.Guess not.Yes,my tampon needs to be changed.
Thanks,bye.
What were you in? A Civic too? Maybe he just wanted to roll deep. Rollin' deep in the Civic's, yo!
01-03-2011, 03:03 AM
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Nah,I was in the truck.......If I'd have been in the Civic,I would have tried to race him.Shit would be sick.
01-03-2011, 01:18 PM
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01-03-2011, 02:44 PM
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Re: Western Off Topic
The loudest fucking impreza in town is running again, with an inspection sticker that expired in 2006 I trolled around roanoke today open down pipe and all
I apparently fucked my power steering, going to look into that tonight.
I apparently fucked my power steering, going to look into that tonight.
01-03-2011, 03:37 PM
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Re: Western Off Topic
and enjoy your new green box.