I'm in love, fuck the probe
03-04-2004 | 11:03 AM
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From: Chesterfield
I'm in love, fuck the probe
well i went looking for new cars today to replace the probe with and I get to the dealership, and a guy comes and helps, takes me to see a sentra se-r, I am thinking to myself, I dont want to me kevin, but black wheels on it might look nice lol 
anyway I was like where are the WRX's and we start walking over, and he tells me that they have a blue sTi on sale for 28,900, I got happy and we walked over there, I fell in love.
He asks "want to take it for a test drive" before I can say anything he tells me to say yes lol.
he takes it out of the parking lot and down the raod, I am drolling all over the blue and black sued racing seats lol.
he turns off and lets me get in the drivers seat, I had an orgasim right then lol.
he tells me to drive it how I want, as hard as I want, he didn't care if I burnt every bit of rubber off the tires lol. So I get out to midlo. turn left and stomp it, OMFG, hit 2nd without a chirp, watch the boost guage climb, and hear the spooling of the turbo, hit 3rd with a psssssst. nail 4th, then 5th, and shut it down lol. put it in 6th just cuz I had a 6th gear lol. played around for a bit, did a u turn get on it again, with yet another orgasim, and brung it back to the dealership.
i leave get back in the probe, which felt slow as shit now lol.
Come home and talk to my dad and we are heading back to the dealership tommorrow
first person with $4000 can have my car with everything, come get it now lol.
anyway I was like where are the WRX's and we start walking over, and he tells me that they have a blue sTi on sale for 28,900, I got happy and we walked over there, I fell in love.
He asks "want to take it for a test drive" before I can say anything he tells me to say yes lol.
he takes it out of the parking lot and down the raod, I am drolling all over the blue and black sued racing seats lol.
he turns off and lets me get in the drivers seat, I had an orgasim right then lol.
he tells me to drive it how I want, as hard as I want, he didn't care if I burnt every bit of rubber off the tires lol. So I get out to midlo. turn left and stomp it, OMFG, hit 2nd without a chirp, watch the boost guage climb, and hear the spooling of the turbo, hit 3rd with a psssssst. nail 4th, then 5th, and shut it down lol. put it in 6th just cuz I had a 6th gear lol. played around for a bit, did a u turn get on it again, with yet another orgasim, and brung it back to the dealership.
i leave get back in the probe, which felt slow as shit now lol.
Come home and talk to my dad and we are heading back to the dealership tommorrow
first person with $4000 can have my car with everything, come get it now lol.
03-04-2004 | 12:07 PM
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From: richmond, va
Re: I'm in love, fuck the probe
Originally Posted by LOCO
I am drolling all over ... I had an orgasim right then ...with yet another orgasim,...
well a drolling orgasIm... i see why carrie thinks 'it gets the job done'
03-04-2004 | 02:09 PM
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From: St Petersburg, FL
Re: I'm in love, fuck the probe
Anotehr Scooby...great...haha, j/k. They are bcoming WAY too popular (yes, I even mean the STi) down here! Still a beast of a car though. 
Maybe I'll see it next time I'm around.
Maybe I'll see it next time I'm around.
