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how do you change oil.

Old Mar 18, 2009 | 03:07 PM
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the only thing worse than numb nuts advice with the sand is telling him to fill up the oil all the way to the top....of the oil cap. We told a lady to do that once, when she asked how much oil to put in it. We told her its just like gas, fill it all the way up.

car turned over ONCE.

we ran after that.
Old Mar 18, 2009 | 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by i need a civic!
i need to change it its black and a quart low. so can some one give me the procedures? thank you.
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Old Mar 18, 2009 | 03:13 PM
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I don't mean to stick up for the guy, but what if he was serious? Yes, I have destroyed my fair share of newbs, but the guy signs up for a car forum and asks a car question.

lay off.
Old Mar 18, 2009 | 03:15 PM
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Default Re: how do you change oil.

Originally Posted by crxnfx
I don't mean to stick up for the guy, but what if he was serious? Yes, I have destroyed my fair share of newbs, but the guy signs up for a car forum and asks a car question.

lay off.
how do you say something like that after just admitting to destroying a lady's car?
Old Mar 18, 2009 | 03:16 PM
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Default Re: how do you change oil.

Originally Posted by crxnfx
I don't mean to stick up for the guy, but what if he was serious? Yes, I have destroyed my fair share of newbs, but the guy signs up for a car forum and asks a car question.

lay off.
like stated before would have been faster.
Old Mar 18, 2009 | 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris@SCAutos
how do you say something like that after just admitting to destroying a lady's car?
fuck you dude, she deserved it.
Old Mar 18, 2009 | 03:20 PM
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Default Re: how do you change oil.

Changing your oil is probably one of the simplest things ever.
Old Mar 18, 2009 | 03:27 PM
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Default Re: how do you change oil.

Originally Posted by dowhatiwant
drain all of your oil. there is a plug at the bottom of the oil pan. keep the plug off and drive for about 2 miles. after the bulk of the oil is drained. this will get all the old oil out and it will just drip into the street as you drive. park it. put the plug back in. then i like to put a few extra quarts of oil in. this will probably help you too since you were low on oil. put the cap back on and you are good to go. You might also want to run sand through your throttle body to port and polish your intake manilfold while you are at it.

...or you can have someone that knows what they are doing show you
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Old Mar 18, 2009 | 05:43 PM
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Default Re: how do you change oil.

Originally Posted by crxnfx
the only thing worse than numb nuts advice with the sand is telling him to fill up the oil all the way to the top....of the oil cap. We told a lady to do that once, when she asked how much oil to put in it. We told her its just like gas, fill it all the way up.

car turned over ONCE.

we ran after that.
i think this was way funnier... fucked up, but funny as hell
Old Mar 18, 2009 | 05:47 PM
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Default Re: how do you change oil.

Originally Posted by crxnfx
fuck you dude, she deserved it.
You found out she was your real mother and got pissed because she left you on someone's doorstep?


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